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I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your #AltText!!
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I am now terrified of potatoes.
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When I was a young child, I lived mere metres from these gardens in York.
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@ReneeWestberry …Better as an animation (he kicks a trash can over), but I’m following the rules 😊

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Who the hell saves memes on their phones? I barely save photos and shopping lists.
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You never know when you’re gonna find yourself in a meme war.
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I'm a meme war conscientious objector.

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Content warning: celeste ch1 secret ref

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I understand if its just too wordy for you but if you're up for it you should give it another shot, Disco Elysium is in competition with The Wire for my favorite piece of media ever.
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It’s still in the library. I think when I bought it I was expecting something else so apart from being awfully wordy, it also wasn’t what I was expecting. I’ll go back one day when I have time to dedicate to it.
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That reminds me how one hot day recently my neighbour told me that daylight saving had to be stopped because it's too hot ...

I thought it was a joke and said yeah if only we could choose the weather by the clock according to what we wanted.

The rant went on and on about how it was hottest in the afternoon because of that extra hour of sunlight ... and it had to be stopped because people were suffering ...

Luckily it was all texts so couldn't see how much I was laughing ...

The whole thing reminded me of the 'cows won't know when it's time to be milked' and the 'furniture will fade' arguments of years gone by :)

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I stole this one just a few minutes ago, from https://oldgitsfunnies.blogspot.com/

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It cracks me up to wonder what % of the total bandwidth of the internet is comprised of memes floating around ad infinitum. In emails, social media of all kinds, being viewed on blogs. Are there patterns in the ebb and flow of the volume of traffic at any given moment, compared to all the rest of the traffic, like milintel, stock market info and trades, criminal activity, NSA and CIA, not to mention political bullshit and foreign influence on that. Anyone wanna ask an LLM?
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I was just telling a friend that I really need to know where this gif is from, since it keeps popping up in my circles.

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gahh I liked this because I agree with the causality part, but it took massive restraint not to post a 40 page screed on the Church claiming existing symbols to pass off as their own.
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Not really a meme, but it makes me laugh (translation in alt text)

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Please, no, never do this!

If you light the fuse, the fuel in the bottle is already on fire when you throw this molotov cocktail -- you risk putting yourself on fire!

Instead, the bottle should be corked and the fuse should be bound around the bottle neck. That way you can safely light the fuse and throw the bottle -- only when the bottle shatters will the fuel inside come into contact with the lit fuse and ignite -- so the effect only occurs upon impact!

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Sister is subbing today. I thought this may help her if teaching English.
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can't remember who I stole this from
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Content warning: eye contact

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Not a meme per se, but:

This literally says: "Do not eat or drink patients. Only after consulting hospital staff."

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The thread you can never reach the end of.
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Well hasn’t this thread been busy!

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One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your #AltText!!
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Could be. I've seen buckskin colts like that but I rode them instead of read them.
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With the current stable diffusion, it is relatively easy to create such images. It even works for (stunning) QR-codes: https://imagineqr.io/

I've also seen pictures of cute dogs and cats, hiding a message, visible when one squints their eyes.

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Ah, right. Then it might indeed be Photoshopped.

Doesn't take away the point that this has become quite easy nowadays

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indeed, even photoshop has text-to-image built-in. 🤷
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I mean, an alternative reality for Mitch McConnell even if the thing isn't a meme, that in and of itself feels like a meme
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This may be the most important toot ever tooted in the history of Mastodon.