There is no law stating that the Speaker of the House has to be human. Scientists estimate that 20 quadrillion ants live on Earth. One of them has to have the right stuff.
There is no law stating that the Speaker of the House has to be human. Scientists estimate that 20 quadrillion ants live on Earth. One of them has to have the right stuff.
MHowell
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in reply to Low Quality Facts • • •On that note, the Japanese Prime Minister should be a cat!
(それなら日本の首相は猫がいい！)
Japanese translation of original toot.
元トゥートの日本語訳です
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下院議長は人間でなければならないという法律はない。地球上には20兆匹のアリが生息していると科学者は推定している。そのうちの1匹は正しいものを持っているはずだ。
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in reply to Low Quality Facts • • •"There's nothing in the rules that says a basketball-playing dog can't also be Speaker of the House!"
HOUSE BUD
Doctor Memory
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in reply to Low Quality Facts • • •No... not one of them "has the right stuff"
*eyes watering with pride as I look at the ants*
All of them do. Every last one of them.
(Except for that one pogo who spent two days trying to pick up the same seed. You know who I mean.)
Sam Thurston :verified:
in reply to Low Quality Facts • • •an ant can't be speaker if they have allegiance to a queen or bear a title of royalty.
This is why a spider is clearly a better choice.
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“I’d like the people to know they still have two out of three branches of the Federal Government working for them, and that ain’t bad.”
“Guess it wasn’t the doves.”
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