Taco Bell? Alright.

Taco Mayo? Taco Hell no.

Del Taco? Meh.

Taco Time? It's never time for Taco Time.

Velvet Taco? Claims to be open "really late," closes at midnight. Also meh, the tacos taste like they're made out of velvet.

Taco Del Mar? Okay.

Taco Bueno? Mid, but cheap.

Taco John's? Decent.