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So, in other words, no fun...
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What do they even mean?
(Wrong answers only)

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in reply to Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

It is an instruction manual on how to kill coworkers using a lift and make it look like an accident. First version was published by the CIA in 1968. Later adopted by certain mob-infested unions. The CIA tried to get Castro with this, but he didn’t drink Martinis 🍸
in reply to Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Last one: Do not vaccinate your Martini.
First row, column 3 and 4: Do not stand on the lifter when god is farting/sneezing.
in reply to Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

they don't like electronic music, they don't like heavy metal thunder, and they hate every dance move they can think of. I'm sure they're almost as much fun at parties as I am.
in reply to Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Jump to the lift
And then you lean to the right
Put your Hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight
Do the technic thrust
And make your body go all insane
Let’s do the skylift again!
in reply to Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

row 2, column 2: no wheelies

Row 3, column 1: WARNING - do not balance a swordfish on your head while operating this device