It is an instruction manual on how to kill coworkers using a lift and make it look like an accident. First version was published by the CIA in 1968. Later adopted by certain mob-infested unions. The CIA tried to get Castro with this, but he didn’t drink Martinis 🍸
they don't like electronic music, they don't like heavy metal thunder, and they hate every dance move they can think of. I'm sure they're almost as much fun at parties as I am.
Jump to the lift And then you lean to the right Put your Hands on your hips And pull your knees in tight Do the technic thrust And make your body go all insane Let’s do the skylift again!
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in reply to CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: • • •And then you lean to the right
Put your Hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight
Do the technic thrust
And make your body go all insane
Let’s do the skylift again!
Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)
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Row 3, column 1: WARNING - do not balance a swordfish on your head while operating this device
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